earthbending-greywarden:

jelee-:

sure

This is good. But clearly she was talking about Jane…

geekoutlet:

jelee-:

garrus always carries

DAMNIT KIDS, PLAY NICE.

Unique Questions 

• 1: If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?


• 2: If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?


• 3: If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?


• 4: If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?


• 5: What's the best halloween costume you've ever worn?


• 6: What's your least favorite word?


• 7: If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?


• 8: What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?


• 9: Where do you go for advice?


• 10: Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke


• 11: If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?


• 12: Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.


• 13: Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?


• 14: If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?


• 15: Are you a night owl or a morning person?


• 16: What 3 physical features are you most proud of?


• 17: In how many languages can you say "hello?"


• 18: Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.


• 19: what is your religion if you have one?


• 20: What is your current relationship status?


• 21: What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?


• 22: If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?


• 23: What is your phone background?


• 24: In the future, what do you hope gets invented?


• 25: What is your spirit animal?


• 26: Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?


• 27: Do you usually pick truth or dare?


• 28: What would you do with a million dollars?


• 29: What's the most weird thing you've eaten?


• 30: If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?

Hey everyone! 

John: I’ll just reuse those old pictures. Nothing new lately. Sorry we’ve been MIA lately-

Jane: You don’t have to apologize. We were after all, saving everyone’s asses. If anything people should be thanking us for not wasting time on a blog instead of kicking the reapers out of the galaxy.

John: *sighs* Sometimes I feel like I should apologize once a day for your rudeness, Jane.

Jane: What are you, my mother?

John: Anyway, we’re here to answer any and all questions!

Jane: Most questions.

Commander Shepard at the VGAs Part II

Also more Garrus.

John: You know, it wasn’t very nice of us to leave Garrus hanging there.

Jane: He can handle himself. Besides that was payback for that last time when he didn’t revive my asari so that he could get the last kill shot at that banshee. Asshole.

John: The only reason your quarian had low health was because you were staring at her ass the whole time.

Jane: Is that why you’re so shit at playing quarians, John?

John: Uh..well…

Jane: And where were you while I was dying? 

John: Killing a brute, as a matter of fact. You know, helping us get points.

Jane: You couldn’t have spared one second to revive me??

John: Like I said. Brute. Big nasty, I think made out of krogans? Ring a bell?

Jane: Ugh remind me not to take you on my next real life mission.

strangesmallbard:

wasdplz:

elenilote:

deliriumgothique:

Mass Effect Monopoly by ~tommyfilth

FOR ME RIGHT NOW THANK YOU PLEASE

OMG

GIMMIE

Dextro-Friendly Beer. The Early Days. 

Jane: I thought I left that dextro-friendly beer around…

Joker: Dextro-friendly beer? Who do you intend to score?

Jane: I LOOK OUT for my friends, Joker.

Tali: And look ‘At’ …

Jane: I have some damn attractive friends.

Jane loves to believe that she’s “smooth.”

dashingicecream:

here is the finished picture

:’c

John: Look Jane, it’s us!

Jane: My oh my, don’t we look dashing.

arterius:

♚| 2/100 GIFs of Sheploo

Dating advice from Jane Shepard 

Jack: Uh, Shepard? That stupid brother of yours… What does he like?

Jane: Flowers and teddy bears and hugs

Jack: You’re shitting me.

Jane: *sigh* He likes kindness. For everyone to just hug it out. Hugs are his thing.

Jack: There has to be something, like an omni-tool or a vid or something.

Jane: Uhh, he likes asari vids. But who doesn’t like asari vids, am I right? Uhh..Wizard of Oz. It’s this crap ancient vid with singing animals and witches and red sparkling stupid shoes and shit.

Jack: Shit. Asari vid, huh? Like that crap, Vaenia?

Jane: Oh man that’s my fave..*cough* Nah, not his thing. He likes the asari spy vids.

Jack: Shit, this is harder than I thought.

Jane: Oh HELL, you’re crushing on my bro aren’t you?

Jane: Awwww John and Jaaack

Jane: SITTING IN A KODIAK-

Jack: One more word and I’ll show you what a true biotic can do.

Jane: Oooh, let’s have it out Jack-Jack, I’ve been itching for a good fight.

Jack: Bring it on, Shepard.

I have to say, it was an excellent fight. Maybe I’ll shove John and Jack in a cupboard someday. Or set them up on an “accidental” date. Ha.