John: I’ll just reuse those old pictures. Nothing new lately. Sorry we’ve been MIA lately-
Jane: You don’t have to apologize. We were after all, saving everyone’s asses. If anything people should be thanking us for not wasting time on a blog instead of kicking the reapers out of the galaxy.
John: *sighs* Sometimes I feel like I should apologize once a day for your rudeness, Jane.
Jane: What are you, my mother?
John: Anyway, we’re here to answer any and all questions!
Jane: Most questions.
Commander Shepard at the VGAs Part II
Also more Garrus.
John: You know, it wasn’t very nice of us to leave Garrus hanging there.
Jane: He can handle himself. Besides that was payback for that last time when he didn’t revive my asari so that he could get the last kill shot at that banshee. Asshole.
John: The only reason your quarian had low health was because you were staring at her ass the whole time.
Jane: Is that why you’re so shit at playing quarians, John?
Jane: And where were you while I was dying?
John: Killing a brute, as a matter of fact. You know, helping us get points.
Jane: You couldn’t have spared one second to revive me??
John: Like I said. Brute. Big nasty, I think made out of krogans? Ring a bell?
Jane: Ugh remind me not to take you on my next real life mission.
FOR ME RIGHT NOW THANK YOU PLEASE
Jane: I thought I left that dextro-friendly beer around…
Joker: Dextro-friendly beer? Who do you intend to score?
Jane: I LOOK OUT for my friends, Joker.
Tali: And look ‘At’ …
Jane: I have some damn attractive friends.
Jane loves to believe that she’s “smooth.”
here is the finished picture
John: Look Jane, it’s us!
Jane: My oh my, don’t we look dashing.
Jack: Uh, Shepard? That stupid brother of yours… What does he like?
Jane: Flowers and teddy bears and hugs
Jack: You’re shitting me.
Jane: *sigh* He likes kindness. For everyone to just hug it out. Hugs are his thing.
Jack: There has to be something, like an omni-tool or a vid or something.
Jane: Uhh, he likes asari vids. But who doesn’t like asari vids, am I right? Uhh..Wizard of Oz. It’s this crap ancient vid with singing animals and witches and red sparkling stupid shoes and shit.
Jack: Shit. Asari vid, huh? Like that crap, Vaenia?
Jane: Oh man that’s my fave..*cough* Nah, not his thing. He likes the asari spy vids.
Jack: Shit, this is harder than I thought.
Jane: Oh HELL, you’re crushing on my bro aren’t you?
Jane: Awwww John and Jaaack
Jane: SITTING IN A KODIAK-
Jack: One more word and I’ll show you what a true biotic can do.
Jane: Oooh, let’s have it out Jack-Jack, I’ve been itching for a good fight.
Jack: Bring it on, Shepard.
I have to say, it was an excellent fight. Maybe I’ll shove John and Jack in a cupboard someday. Or set them up on an “accidental” date. Ha.