John: I’ll just reuse those old pictures. Nothing new lately. Sorry we’ve been MIA lately-
Jane: You don’t have to apologize. We were after all, saving everyone’s asses. If anything people should be thanking us for not wasting time on a blog instead of kicking the reapers out of the galaxy.
John: *sighs* Sometimes I feel like I should apologize once a day for your rudeness, Jane.
Jane: What are you, my mother?
John: Anyway, we’re here to answer any and all questions!
Jane: Most questions.
Commander Shepard at the VGAs Part II
Also more Garrus.
John: You know, it wasn’t very nice of us to leave Garrus hanging there.
Jane: He can handle himself. Besides that was payback for that last time when he didn’t revive my asari so that he could get the last kill shot at that banshee. Asshole.
John: The only reason your quarian had low health was because you were staring at her ass the whole time.
Jane: Is that why you’re so shit at playing quarians, John?
Jane: And where were you while I was dying?
John: Killing a brute, as a matter of fact. You know, helping us get points.
Jane: You couldn’t have spared one second to revive me??
John: Like I said. Brute. Big nasty, I think made out of krogans? Ring a bell?
Jane: Ugh remind me not to take you on my next real life mission.
FOR ME RIGHT NOW THANK YOU PLEASE
Jane: I thought I left that dextro-friendly beer around…
Joker: Dextro-friendly beer? Who do you intend to score?
Jane: I LOOK OUT for my friends, Joker.
Tali: And look ‘At’ …
Jane: I have some damn attractive friends.
Jane loves to believe that she’s “smooth.”
here is the finished picture
John: Look Jane, it’s us!
Jane: My oh my, don’t we look dashing.